Character Interviews :)

Either dump interview skeletons here, make your own up and dump it here or interview other people's characters/ask them questions, whatevaaar, I don't even-

Annabelle's idea so

Jay: *grumbling and turning to walk in the other direction* I don't think so - *gets booted into the room by a gleefully grinning creator*

Jay has arrived.

*Jonathan grins and salutes him with two fingers* Welcome to the party, Jaichim

*Jay glares with raised eyebrows, neatly conveying a disdainful "really?" expression.* You really need to free up some memory space with more useful information than my name. What are you even doing here, Johnny? We should be killing a few zombies.

*Completely unaffected by this comment, Jonathan just smiles lazily and twirls the baseball bat in his hands in a fantastically gay fashion, like a majorette's baton* But darling, what could be more important than your name?

(This has just turned into J&J banter hasn't it?)

What could be more important? Well, the zombie behind you that's about to take a chunk out of your neck?

(I'm fine with J&J banter)

I'm not.

(Blue suits you.)

Oh shi- *twirls around and proceeds to violently beat zombie to death* *wipes spattered blood from brow and turns back around grinning* Okay, now nothing could possibly be more important than your charming name. *sighs* Darn it, if it wasn't for that zombie I could have made a perfectly well time, fantastic neck innuendo, but the undead just have to go and ruin everything don't they?

(I cannot bring myself to regret this)

I am not a caricature you bitch. *hands on hips*

(deal with it, I like you sassy and gay)

I am pansexual!

Mmm, they did a good job of ending civilisation as we knew it, but what I'm really pissed about is the fact that they always pop up when I'm about to be brilliant. Were it not for them, I'd definitely be more brilliant. *flips hair back and grins in a smarmy manner* If that is even possible.

My colour isn't even orange!

(Shhh. Icba to change it to your fancy colour all the time so DEAL WITH IT)

I can barely imagine it.

(You're so mean.)

I try to be.

(On the plus side, Johnny is the kind of person who is completely undeterred by things such as casual cruelty or reality)
*casually forehead bumps him as if it is the most normal action in the world, which may be slight revenge for the fact that Jay is being rather unreceptive to his supposed "brilliance"* Why are you being such a moody kitty-cat today, Jaichim?

Because someone insists on referring to me by my brithname.

(You're giving very short answers. If this were MHC, I would apologise for such pathetic, low "muse" posts. But I suppose it's just you talking. You're not that chatty, are you?)

Luckily for you, this isn't "MHC", whatever that is. And this is myself talking.

(I don't imagine Jay is the talkative type anyway so we (Jonathan and I) still love him and his rugged elegance all the same :3)
*Staring wildly at Jay, as if he were being completely preposterous and had just proposed something along the lines of sleeping with a zombie (a topic Jonathan often liked to address in jest) before it quickly melted into a sly grin* Well I think your birthname is cute so.

(johnny darling, can you please stop flirting, this is just embarrassing)

*fake outrage* I am not flirting!

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Creator of Johnny, you are being... peculiar.

(Johnny evidently has better things to do than flirting?)

What could be more important than flirting with my favourite infected zombie killer?

And I think I am always peculiar, but I'm not really sure, as the people brave enough to "befriend" me (I'm making myself sound like a pokemon...)

Your favourite zombie killer? You mean there's other zombie killers that you idolise?

(He didn't mean it that way Jay.)

You carry a framed portrait in your bag? Haven't you got better things to carry?
(*clicking on the link* "Link not found" *oh dear*)

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-prn1/c0.23.180.180/s160x160/23797_100462109989885_5679100_a.jpg (he was a character from blades of glory)
*shrugs casually* If I'm going to die, I want to do so with the legendary Chazz Michael Michaels beside me. And you of course, and maybe when I'm at least thirty and out of this godforsaken place. Besides Jay, don't pretend you're so affectless; surely you've got someone you look up to, even a teeny tiny bit?

(oh. him.) Only thirty? I thought you would be more optimistic than that...

*Reflective silence*

True, but too philosophical for my liking.

*snorts, because being called philosophical secretly makes him feel smart and special inside, but he's not letting Jay know that* Yeah well, if I'm not here to spout off random bullshit from time to time, what am I for? *jokingly* Certainly not to keep you entertained you miserable grump. *cue totally meaningless, platonic shoulder bump*

(In other words: WHO AM I?!?)